Deleted Spider-Man 2 Script ( Part 2 )
Due to great response from Part 1, I've decided to post Part 2. Enjoy !
INT. Harry Osborn's home.
Harry: I want you to kill Spider-Man.
Dr Octopus: Funny you should mention it, but I had the same idea.
Harry: Good, so you'll do it?
Dr Octopus: Yes, but for a price.
Harry: Some gloves?
Dr Octopus: Is that a joke?
Harry: Sort of.
Dr Octopus: Well, stop it.
Harry: What do you want, then?
Dr Octopus: I want some implausibilium. It's the element that powers my cold fusion device.
Harry: Implausibilium?
Dr Octopus: Yes. And I know you have loads of it.
Harry: Okay, it's a deal.
Dr Octopus: Great.
Harry: Let me call my lawyers and my accountant, and we can have the contract done by next Thursday.
Dr Octopus: What?
Harry: Well, we're going to need some sort of contract.
Dr Octopus: Contract?
Harry: My payment of implausibilium for your services as a Spider-Man killer. We need to work out the fine print.
Dr Octopus: You're kidding.
Harry: Hell, no. If I don't get delivery of one webslinger in exchange for the material, I'm suing you.
Dr Octopus: Excuse me, but have you gone mad?
Harry: What do you think this is, a cartoon? We're entering into a binding, legal agreement and I want to tie up any loopholes.
Dr Octopus: You're a nutter.
Harry: Look, this is just how my dad taught me to conduct business.
Dr Octopus: Oh, yes, your very stable and rational dad.
Harry: What?
Dr Octopus: Think about it, dimwit.
Harry: Eh?
Dr Octopus: Your dad died around the same time that no-one saw the Green Goblin any more?
Harry: Yes.
Dr Octopus: You never see Peter Parker and Spider-Man in the same room at the same time?
Harry: Right.
Dr Octopus: Spider-Man is incredibly interested in Mary Jane Watson, whom the Green Goblin captures and whom Peter loves?
Harry: Check on all three there.
Dr Octopus: Do the math, bonehead.
Harry: You mean… it can't be… my father was Spider-Man?
Dr Octopus: Try again.
Harry: Peter was the Green Goblin?
Dr Octopus: Third time's the charm.
Harry: My dad was the Green Goblin?
Dr Octopus: Bingo. Now give me the implausibilium and I'll be on my way.
Harry: How do I know you'll bring Spider-Man to me?
Dr Octopus: You don't, but I have eight limbs and a grudge, so you should be fine.
Harry: 'k.
Dr Octopus: And, kid…
Harry: Yes.
Dr Octopus: Try to use your brain a bit more. The James Dean look is good, but you're going to need some smarts at some point.
Harry: Um, thanks.

0 Comments:
Post a Comment
<< Home