Deleted Script From SpiderMan 2 ( Part 1 )
EXT. New York streets
Dr Octopus: I'm afraid I have to kill you.
Spider-Man: Oh.
Dr Octopus: So I'm going to use Mary-Jane as a lure.
Spider-Man: Again?
Dr Octopus: What?
Spider-Man: That's what the Green Goblin did.
Dr Octopus: Really?
Spider-Man: Yeah. You're such a copycat.
Dr Octopus: Okay, okay. Give me a second here.
Spider-Man: Take your time.
Dr Octopus: Thanks. Right, got it. I'm going to hijack an elevated train.
Spider-Man: What?
Dr Octopus: Elevated train. Deal with that one, big guy.
Spider-Man: I hate to point this out, but…
Dr Octopus: What?
Spider-Man: New York doesn't have an L.
Dr Octopus: There's an elevated section in Queens.
Spider-Man: You think I'm going into Queens?
Dr Octopus: Fair point.
Spider-Man: Thank you.
Dr Octopus: Well, I like the idea, so I'm hijacking one.
Spider-Man: You mean we have to go to Chicago?
Dr Octopus: Why not?
Spider-Man: Well, it's quite a way.
Dr Octopus: Do you want a climactic battle sequence or not?
Spider-Man: I suppose.
Dr Octopus: Don't get sulky.
Spider-Man: I'm not, I just think that it's a bad idea.
Dr Octopus: I'm the bad guy, so I get to decide.
Spider-Man: Why do you always decide?
Dr Octopus: Because.
Spider-Man: Because what?
Dr Octopus: Because I have more limbs. Ha.
Spider-Man: I'm a spider, you idiot.
Dr Octopus: Oh.
Spider-Man: In fact, because I'm Spider-Man, that means I have more limbs. Eight plus four.
Dr Octopus: No way, you can't count your human ones as well, I didn't. That's cheating.
Spider-Man: Okay, okay. Eight each.
Dr Octopus: Fair enough.
Spider-Man: We don't really have to go to Chicago, do we?
Dr Octopus: It's where they filmed The Fugitive.
Spider-Man: Oh, that's a fun movie.
Dr Octopus: Or we could just kick the hell out of each other on the sides of buildings.
Spider-Man: Yeah, let's go with that one.
Dr Octopus: Okay, you first.
Spider-Man: No, I insist, after you.

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